The Not-Nearly-Nothing

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

chocolaty:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

THIS IS TUMBLR. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR IS THERE IS NO BETTER DEFINITION

Bold What’s true

hoechesters:

My first name: 
A-F
G-K
L-P
Q-Z
I love my name
I hate my name
My name is hard to pronounce
My name is boring
I have a nickname

My age:
I am considered a minor
I am over 18
I am under 13
I am between the ages of 13 and 18
I wish I was older
I wish I was younger
I like my age
I know how to drive
I drink/smoke and I am underage

My appearance:
I have brown hair
I have blonde hair
I have black hair
I have red hair
I have an unnatural hair color
I’ve dyed my hair before
I’ve gotten highlights/lowlights before
I have curly hair
I have straight hair
I have wavy hair
I have frizzy hair
I straighten my hair regularly
I have brown eyes
I have blue eyes
I have gray eyes
I have green eyes
My eyes change color
I use color contacts
I have glasses
I use regular contacts
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5’4”
I am over 5’4”
I am under or on 5 foot
I am over or on 6 foot
I love my height
I hate my height
I am happy with my size
I wish i was skinnier
I wish I was a bit larger
I am trying to lose weight
I have gone on fad diets before
I have taken diet pills and laxatives
I have fasted before
I have purged before
I have/had an eating disorder
My shoe size is a 3-5
My shoe size is 6-8 
My shoe size is a 9 or above
It’s hard for me to find shoes that fit

Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle
I shop at Hot Topic
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart
I shop at H&M , Zara , C&A , New Yorker and River Island 
I hate shopping
I love shopping
I own clothes I bought more than 5 years ago
I own a designer purse
I love over-sized tote bags
I hate skinny jeans
I wear high-waisted jeans
Mary-Kate Olsen has good style 
I love buying shoes
I own a pair of converse
I love Uggs
I love flip-flops
I get my nails done regularly
I wear perfume
I hate pedicures
I wear fake eyelashes
I wear a lot of makeup
I wear a small bit of makeup
I don’t wear any makeup
I wear eyeliner every day
I wear lipstick every day
I wear lip liner every day
I love Burt’s Bees
I feel uncomfortable wearing mini skirts
I wear a lot of low cut shirts to show cleavage
I like high heels
I can’t walk in high heels
I love wedges
I love jeans
I wear thongs and g-strings
I wear granny panties
I wear regular underwear
I buy all of my bras from Victoria’s Secret
I love Victoria’s Secret’s PINK line

School:
I am in middle school
I am in high school
I am in college/university 
I am a high school dropout
I am home schooled
I go to a private school
I go to a Catholic school
I have skipped a grade
I have been held back a grade
I have Honors marks
I am in one or more advanced classes
I am in regular classes
My favorite class is English
I love science
I hate English
I love math
I am currently failing one or more classes
I have straight A’s
I have straight B’s
I have C’s or D’s
I get a variety of marks depending on my course
I love my teachers
I hate my teachers
I want to graduate now
I love high school
I am in band or choir
I am in one or more school clubs
I am in school sports
I am on a Varsity or JV team
I am in drama club 

My friends:
I have a best friend
I have multiple best friends
I have many acquaintances
My friends are crazy but I love them
My friends and I do everything together
I have a lot of guy friends
I have equal girl and guy friends
I have had the same best friend since kindergarten
My best friends change like I change my underwear
My friends and I get into many fights


Significant others:
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend
I am single
I have hooked up with one or more girls
I have never been in a real relationship
I am straight
I am gay
I am bisexual
I am boy-crazy 
I have dated a friend’s ex
I am a virgin
I have never had sex before
I have never been kissed
I have had an abortion
I was pregnant in high school
I have/had an STD
I am saving myself until marriage
I am waiting for the right girl to have sex with
I lost my virginity when I was 13 or under
I love tall guys
I would date someone shorter than me
I focus on personality
I love green eyes
I love blue eyes
I don’t care about eye color
Facial hair is sexy on boys
Tattoos and piercings are sexy on boys
I love preps
I love nerds
I would date someone in the army

Family:
I love my parents
My parents annoy me
My parents are embarrassing
My parents are strict
My parents don’t care what I do
I tell my parents everything
I don’t tell my parents much
I have 1+ brother(s)
I have 1+ sister(s)
I am the oldest
I am in the middle
I am the youngest
I am an only child
I have a sibling in college/university
I babysit my siblings
I love my grandparents
One or more of my grandparents are alive
I have family reunions

Other stuff:
I am a grammar nazi
I love erasers
Chocolate is sex
I am pro-choice
I am pro-life
I believe in evolution
I believe in creation
I am a Democrat
I am a Republican
I don’t know what I am
I love Bush
I check the computer daily
I use MSN
I love Facebook
I love MySpace
I love Twitter
I love Tumblr
I hate people that TYpE liiKe ThIIs 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsIsSSs
I love Chinese food 

princemetalthunder:

bramvangerrewey:

Best. gif set. ever.

let’s all appreciate the effort put into this.

tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

ancap-princess:

sp00kybee:

Let jorji into your blog

ancap-princess:

sp00kybee:

Let jorji into your blog

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conspicuouslad:

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

I have no idea who cr1tical is but this is beautiful

disconnector:

thjis is still one of my favorite smash videos